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Manchester Chair Valet in Mahogany

Product Details Estimate: 44"H x 18"W x 25"D Color: Mahogany Storage Drawer Under Mansion

Product Description

VL16142 Features: -Chair valet. -Mahogany deliver . -Traditional style. -Pull out drawer. -Tie and sash bars. -Pant bar. -Beautiful hand fabricated contour back abide makes this unit very comfortable to sit on. -Brass devices. -Assembly required.

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Customer Reviews

Nightmare trying to recieve order from STACKS AND STACKS
My son hand-picked this beautiful valet for his dad for Father's day. He spent near a month researching them before selecting this 'perfect' one.
We ordered on the Stacks and Stacks company website, then saw they offered the exact same thing here on Amazon at a *significantly lower price*. I contacted their customer service via the website three times, to no avail; before sending a request to cancel the order due to lack of response to the complaint and commented with such on their facebook account - which resulted in an immediate response, outcome being they promised to refund the difference and process the order.

That was in May, it is now June and I just received a curt email telling me they would not honor the lower price and instead are honoring my cancellation request from before their customer service finally contacted me. ABSURD! On one hand someone is telling me where are they without there customers, then I get told by someone in order processing that they won't honor the price nor send the product to us. Dealing with them has been heart-wrenching for our family.

2010-06-08 (LV, NV) | Helpful Votes: 1 | Rating: 1

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Cheap construction
I had this chair for about a month before the seat broke when I sat on it (I'm not an overly big guy or anything...6" 180lbs). The part you sit on is made of cheap particle board with two large holes cut in it which, at least in my case, compromise the structural integrity of the chair. I bought a new piece of wood, cut it to size and recovered. The rest of the chair seems to be built solid. The design of the chair is great and it is very useful, but I'd probably look for something built a little more solid next time.

2009-03-25 (Corpus Christi, TX) | Helpful Votes: 6 | Rating: 2

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Manchester Chair Valet in Light Walnut

Product Details Proportions: 44"H x 18"W x 25"D Storage Drawer Under Membership Color: Cheerful Walnut

Product Description

VL16123 Features: -Chair valet. -In view of walnut finish . -Traditional cut. -Pull out drawer. -Tie and belt bars. -Boxer shorts bar. -Beautiful hand fabricated contour back reinforcement makes this unit very comfortable to sit on. -Assembly required.

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Customer Reviews

Purchased for my Hubby, Now I want one.
I purchased this for my husband...now I wish I purchased 2. Perfect size, doesn't take up much room and is a great help to help keep things organized neat and in place.

2009-10-12 | ~Gweedette~ (Mooers, NY) | Helpful Votes: 2 | Rating: 5

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Manchester Chair Valet with Drawer & Contured Wide Shoulder Jacket Hanger

Product Details Cultivated Brass Hardware Ginormous Storage Drawer Shipping & Handling Charges Included

Product Description

This unrivalled chair valet with drawer is the ulitmate in wardrobe care and form. It features a fully contoured wide shove hanger to preserve and protect your finest litigation jackets. The curved back cross pieces along with the padded tokus provide extra comfort as you are getting dressed and the unselfish drawer is a handy place for shoe pains items or other necessities. The 2 polished brass tie bars retact out of descry when not in use and the polished brass pant bar has a PVC ribbed coating that stops slacks from slipping off. This calamitous to find chair valet is a fine furniture piece as well as a great bounty item that will provide years of use and enjoyment.

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Customer Reviews

valet chair
excellent product, I weigh 265 pounds and find the unit very stable the finish and materials are very good. If I could design I would have requested a tray at the top to place my personals such as my wallet, watch, keys. good buy would buy again.

2009-06-02 | tony48 (alabama) | Helpful Votes: 2 | Rating: 4

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valet chair
This is just perfect for my husband who likes to put his clothing out the night before. It was easy to assemble and looks great. We've now had it about 3 months. The joints have become loose and cannot be tightened completely, so, this chair is practically not useful because of the unsteadiness.

2008-10-26 (Utah) | Helpful Votes: 2 | Rating: 5

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Manchester Chair Valet with Drawer & Contured Wide Shoulder Jacket Hanger

Product Details Padded Hub & Curved Back Pieces Burly Storage Drawer Fully Contoured Far-reaching Shouldered Jacket Hanger

Product Description

This unsurpassed chair valet with drawer is the ulitmate in wardrobe care and structure. It features a fully contoured wide knuckle down hanger to preserve and protect your finest habit jackets. The curved back cross pieces along with the padded throne provide extra comfort as you are getting dressed and the strapping drawer is a handy place for shoe trouble items or other necessities. The 2 polished brass tie bars retact out of espy when not in use and the polished brass pant bar has a PVC ribbed coating that stops slacks from slipping off. This unfeeling to find chair valet is a fine furniture piece as well as a great baksheesh item that will provide years of use and enjoyment.

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Winsome 92055 Espresso Beechwood Valet Stand With Mirror Coat & Pant Racks

List Price: $135.99

Product Description

This dresser valet remain on the sidelines can accommodates a shirt, jacket, trousers, and mate of shoes. This valet features a trouser rack for his pants, a tray for jewelry, keys, or a pocketbook. The tilt mirror is perfect for a quick morning brake up. The base holds a pair of shoes. WxDxH: 20 x 14,75 x 54,25

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Customer Reviews

Valet Stand
Love It. Great craftmanship, blends easily with any decor and was very easy to assemble.

2010-03-17 | snewgy (Louisiana) | Helpful Votes: 0 | Rating: 5

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Sturdy, sized right, a good purchase!
This product does the job! It's sized right, priced right, and sturdy. The only disapointment is the color. Thought it was going to be a dark brown as it appears to be (to me) in the picture. It is black. I know,
'espresso' should have told me everything. I'm just happy not to
trip over clothes hanging from the bed post anymore!

2009-12-30 (Central KY, USA) | Helpful Votes: 0 | Rating: 4

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Handsome Winsome Rack
The rack is a nice, dark wood color. It is pretty easy to assemble (the only extra tool you need is a screwdriver; an L shaped bolt wrench is included in the package). The mirror is bigger than I thought it might be from the picture, which I was happy about. The price is incredible for what you receive. There are two reasons it lost a star: 1) It is wobbly, so I think maybe the bottom piece was not even. 2) One connector hole for a leg to fit into the top table is not even with the peg, or the peg is slanted, so I had to use a swiss army knife to shave and widen the hole so the two pieces would fit together.

2009-11-11 (Arcadia, CA) | Helpful Votes: 0 | Rating: 4

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A great addition to any wardrobe
This is a great addition to any wardrobe. It is sturdy, doesn't take up too much real estate, and looks good. Moreover, it was easy to put together (took about 10min). It is a nice place to let the suit you just wore relax a bit and to lay out your clothes for the next day. It also has style. Men, when a woman sees this, your stock goes up without having to say a word.

2009-05-04 | S | Helpful Votes: 0 | Rating: 5

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My husband loves it!
My husband is fussy about having everything for the next day in
one spot. He loves the valet! I'm considering getting another
one for my teenage son!

2009-04-14 | Preacher's Wife (Mississippi) | Helpful Votes: 0 | Rating: 5

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TNA Impact Results 11/12/09: The Go-Home Show for Turning Point

04.09.10

Wrestlers. I was not a fan of that flash last week and I'm still not. Anyway, I wish this week's show is ameliorate than what we've been given lately.

 

Wonderful Dave Osborne is backstage with Mick Foley and Jeremy Borash. Hey, RAW has company hosts weekly, why can't TNA get Wonderful Dave to raise his new show? Foley grants Dave the break to grant one pair up tonight and one twin only. Interesting to note that once Foley leaves, Borash was nimble-witted to grab what looks like Clod Hogan paraphanelia from Wonderful Dave.

Threatening Machismo comes in and wants to cognizant of who he is facing tonight. Wonderful Dave will have to deem about that.

Just so you grasp, Super Dave may do dying-defying gluttonize but he doesn't do collective networking.

Correspond #1: Dr. Stevie w/ Daffney vs. Gaping void

Mick Foley comes to the state table till to the match. The announcers declare about Foley not being enlightened of the Hogan signing.

As readily at some time as the bell rings Impenetrable depths drops the doctor and tries to get the nimble-witted pin. Another quick take over gets a two for Gaping void. Stevie escapes from the Surprise Treatment and clips the big man. Unfathomable cavity is now on the receiving end of the doctor's berating. Stevie Rebound gives the doctor a two be confident of. Eventually, Unfathomable cavity is able to hit a Deathly Hole Dash. The lights go out promptly. When we are able to see the tintinnabulation again, both men are down. Stevie rolls over and gets the pin. Foley rushes to the roundlet after Daffney slides a chair into the eyelet after the match. Before Foley can smash Foley could flop the "good" doc with the chair the lights go out again. Foley is hit with a fireball in the darkness and we then see the attacker was Raven. DDT to Foley. Daffney, Stevie, and Raven glorify in the ring.

Source: Hit The Ropes RAdio (blog)

What is a good but cheap valet service in Louisville KY I could rent?

Sep 23, 2008 by Jennifer | Posted in Weddings

The place I'm looking to possibly have a wedding at requires a valet service for weddings with 100 or more guest. The place is Located in Louisville Ky.
I've never dealt with a valet parking service so I'm a bit cautious and worried because I don't want anything getting stolen or damaged. How does valet parking work exactly, what restrictions are there? Would my guests be able to have their keys returned to them once their vehicle is parked? Would my guest be able to run out to their car if they have forgotten anything?
I would already be spending for that's including the rental of the place the rental of tables and chairs and the damage deposit $5,136.00 for a Saturday or $3,736.00 for a Sunday. Everything else (the cake, the dinner, the photos and video, the invites, and possibly the music) is all going to be done by family members and friends for free.
Could someone please give a few suggestions on valet services in Louisville that is not very expensive but is good.
thanks for your help

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towne park valet, a little spendy, but good.

WWE and now this should answer your question?

Jan 13, 2007 by 111 | Posted in Wrestling

Who is Nicesty Girl? How did she get her start? What wrestlers are her three children fathers?

Antoinette is a beautiful young woman who is the mother of Ric Flair daughter Tasha. She is the mother of Curt Hennig daughter Samantha. She is also the mother of Kurt Angle's only child who is his son Steven. She comes from a large prominent family. She is known to the real wrestling fans as first "Lady Di" than last "Nicesty Girl". She was trained by the late Legendary wrestler Hall of Famer Slyvester Riiter known as "Junkyard Dog" and by "JYD". She was a pro wrestler/valet/professional model/Miss Beauty Queen.

She tried to make sure that all wrestling fans were treated fair. She is well known from coast to coast.

Her wrestling career started when she picked up a chair and jump over the railing and got between Beefcake and Martel. She told Martel if he laid another finger on her man than she was going to lay in out. She also had it aimed at him. Beefcake agreed.
Beefcake spoked up and that is right you heart what man woman said. The fans screamed and started yelling her name "Lady Di". She continue and stomped their feet and stood on chairs and it was extremely loud. Vince came out and stated the he never heard such excitement, livelyness, such power of a crowd ever. He asked her what was her real name and she told him. To sum it up he hired her what than and there and took her to the backstage.

Want to read more than buy her book.
Sorry, typo and what I meant is that Beefcake spoke up and stated yah you heard what my woman said.
Sorry, but it should had read: she told him that she was going to lay him out.
She is only to have her ebook out soon. She does not want you fans to have to wait any long. She is going to try to have it be only $5.95 if she can. She care about all of you loyal fans.

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Yeah, the book's awesome.

Do you think these are funny?

Aug 05, 2006 by ~Blue Eyes~ | Posted in Jokes & Riddles

Sixty-Eight Fun Things to do in Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy"

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

46. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

49. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

51. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."

52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

53. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

54. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

55. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

56. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

57. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."

58. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

59. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

60.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

61.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

62.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

63.Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

64. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

65. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

66. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

67. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

68. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!

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Very good! I have it in for Wal Mart anyway. This should make my next visit much more interesting. Thanks!

56 things to do at walmart?

Jul 18, 2007 by drew d | Posted in Jokes & Riddles

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Category: Point to be Noted

Fifty-Six fun things to do in Walmart


1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"

5. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

6. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

7. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy"

8. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

9. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

10. Play with the automatic doors.

11. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

12. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

13. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

14. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

15. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

16. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

17. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

18. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

19. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

20. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

21. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

22. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

23. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

24. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

25. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

26. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

27. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

28. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

29. Take bets on the battle described above.

30. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

31. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

32. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

33. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."

34. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

35. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

36. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

37. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

38. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

39. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation i.e:
"How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions."

40. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

41. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

42. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

43. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."

44. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

45. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

46. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

47. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

48. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

49. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."

50. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

51.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

52.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

53.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

54. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

55. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

56. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!

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57. Follow Granny around and put things in her cart. If she catches you play stupid and pretend that you got your carts confused. See how much you can add to her cart!

Wal*Mart jokes are still funny?

Oct 02, 2006 by Gimli | Posted in Polls & Surveys

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.


4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them around')

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. (be creative with the gift-wrap tubes used in point 6).

9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly,
especially in thin aisles.

11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off
and turn the volume up to full blast.

12. Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen
you in so long." etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them 'Bob', and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necissary).

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself
loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"

15. When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don't actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your house keys).

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are
taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet
behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

18. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice.

19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. If the cashier protests, kill them.

20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and
when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right dammit!!" Make a scene.

21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to The parking lot

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other
aisles.

24. Ask a really fat customer "Son im gonna need that ham back"

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,
"I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

26. Climb things.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello"
upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to "boobs".

30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between
them yelling "Red Rover."

31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any
in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a 'Shnerple' looks like to assist them.

32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale
battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

33. Take bets on the battle from above.

34. Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Put your T-Shirt on top of your head and say "I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I AM A GRINGO!"

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies."

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: Marco Polo.

43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet
section, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's using an alternative alphabet of your choosing.

45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with
various funnels.

46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at
something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as 'A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vasceline'.

47. Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out.

49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to
the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out
much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

51. Start playing Football, see how many people you can get to join in.

52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

53. Play a game of indoor freeze tag.

54. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming! the British are coming!!"

55. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes.

56. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saing "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

57. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

58. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

59. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

60. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught.

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halarious.. i have done a few of these...

Clothes Valets

If you value the agile crease of trousers or the gentle drape of a well-made jacket (and you must if you're reading one of our attitude tips), you will understand the infatuation every well-dressed man has for clothes valets. Before closets were outfitted with rotating tie racks, shoe warmers and watchgentleman’s attire consisted of one well-made suit, there were clothes valets. This simple aid allowed men to keep their clothes in neat order as they slept. Today, however, it allows the precipitate man to prepare his wardrobe for the following day without fumbling through the closet in the benighted. And while it may have become a status symbol so far removed from its humble origins as a utilitarian accoutrement, the clothes valet in fact increases the longevity of your wardrobe by properly holding your clothes at the clever.
winders, before bedrooms were little more than four walls and a Charging Valet and Clothes OrganizerThe Charging Valet and Clothes Organizer may look meek and unassuming to the casual visitor to your abode, but within its simple construction rests up to the minute sensibility. Tucked away beneath sliding tray panels, you’ll find storage channels for electrical cords and ebb protectors that allow you to charge a cell phone, an iPod and the take forty winks of your portable electronics without making your bedroom look like a hawser guy’s nightmare.
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The Avon. The Red Carpet. You. - Pt 1 Oscar Night 2008

Stamford, CT on Sunday, February 24 day one at 5:30PM. Guests were greeted by valet parking attendants and escorted into the prominent theater ...

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CenterCity leaves rest of Vegas in the cold San Antonio Express - Sep 04, 2010 The desk is too small to be a good work station, and the lack of a chair with wheels or the ability to adjust is a big no-no for anyone having to do and more »

Fresh Powder Meets Fine Dining at Cortina d'Ampezzo Pittsburgh Post Gazette - Sep 04, 2010 Fresh Powder Meets Fine Dining at Cortina d'AmpezzoBut afterward, the patrons didn't call for a taxi or ask the valet to bring the BMW. Instead, they simply strapped on their skis and set off, carving down and more »

Crystal Point celebrating milestone month NorthJersey.com - Sep 04, 2010 chair seating, as well as a barbecue and dining area, fire pits and a children's play area. The building will also offer a professional concierge, valet

The Social Book turns 15 Houston Chronicle - Sep 04, 2010 Seasoned chairs continually exchange references on vendors, good and bad. You must plan every detail of every moment of the event, beginning to end. Valet

It's your turn to be the tourist: Ventana Inn and Spa helps wring the stress ... Monterey County Herald - Sep 04, 2010 It's your turn to be the tourist: Ventana Inn and Spa helps wring the stress Check-in around three o'clock to enjoy wine and cheese and a complimentary chair massage while the valet delivers your bag to your suite and warms your